Ellen... my campaign

So I just decided since Ellen is always trying to get something that she wants I will too. She talked about getting on Oprah's magazine until....she finally made it to the cover. Now she is talking about trying to be the first living person on a stamp because you used to have to be dead. Well my campaign is to get me and my best best friends to her show for free... I invited her to my wedding but she had some family emergency so she couldn't come (I guess that is why she wasn't there anyway because she didn't ever RSVP I'm sure it was an emergency because she couldn't have possibly missed it for any other reason...) I need ideas I will get to go to that show. That is one of the things on my bucket list, it is right above attend a lawn mower race and  right under be in two places at one time.